Patient Guide: How to Find the Right Cannabis Strain for Your Needs
For many Florida medical marijuana patients, choosing the right strain can feel overwhelming. Menus are packed with names, THC percentages,
Strain Review
💨 Type: Indica
🌱 Lineage: GMO x Gush Mints
🔥 THC: 21.4%
🏪 Dispensary: Green Dragon – Florida
👀 Appearance
Finely milled but not dusty—still trichome-rich with visible crystal content. Olive green with streaks of purple and burnt orange hairs throughout. Semi-sticky to the touch despite the pre-grind.
👃 Aroma
Instant punch of garlic and gas. Savory, funky, and dank—like a spice rack left open in a diesel mechanic’s garage. A sharp backend of mint and sweet earth rounds it out.
👅 Flavor
Garlic-forward inhale with a surprising cool mint finish. Smooth, flavorful smoke that clings to the mouth. Not overly harsh despite its funky profile.
🧠 Effects
Heavy-hitting body melt with a creeping couchlock effect. Calms the mind into a relaxed fog while the body sinks deeper with each hit. Best reserved for the evening or deep chill sessions.
✅ Overall
For lovers of true funky indicas, The Funk lives up to its name. Even in preground form, it packs flavor, aroma, and stoney potency. A budget pick for nighttime relief.
🏆 Florida Strain Registry Approved
— Reviewed July 2025 | FloridaStrainRegistry.org
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