The Funk – Preground – Green Dragon

💨 Type: Indica
🌱 Lineage: GMO x Gush Mints
🔥 THC: 21.4%
🏪 Dispensary: Green Dragon – Florida

👀 Appearance
Finely milled but not dusty—still trichome-rich with visible crystal content. Olive green with streaks of purple and burnt orange hairs throughout. Semi-sticky to the touch despite the pre-grind.

👃 Aroma
Instant punch of garlic and gas. Savory, funky, and dank—like a spice rack left open in a diesel mechanic’s garage. A sharp backend of mint and sweet earth rounds it out.

👅 Flavor
Garlic-forward inhale with a surprising cool mint finish. Smooth, flavorful smoke that clings to the mouth. Not overly harsh despite its funky profile.

🧠 Effects
Heavy-hitting body melt with a creeping couchlock effect. Calms the mind into a relaxed fog while the body sinks deeper with each hit. Best reserved for the evening or deep chill sessions.

✅ Overall
For lovers of true funky indicas, The Funk lives up to its name. Even in preground form, it packs flavor, aroma, and stoney potency. A budget pick for nighttime relief.

🏆 Florida Strain Registry Approved
— Reviewed July 2025 | FloridaStrainRegistry.org