Screwface – Goldflower

💨 Type: Hybrid
🧬 Genetics: King Clementine × Reaper
🔥 THC: 26.5%
🧪 Terps: 2.52%
🏪 Dispensary: Goldflower (COA)

👀 Appearance
Screwface from Lion Order arrives with dense, resin-heavy flower that immediately reflects the quality seen throughout recent Goldflower releases. The buds are well developed with vibrant green coloration, darker purple accents, bright orange pistils, and a thick coating of frost extending across nearly every visible surface. The trim is extremely clean, leaving the natural structure of the flower exposed without unnecessary leaf material covering the resin. Cure quality was excellent, continuing the consistency seen across the Goldflower flower lineup, with the buds retaining the proper balance of moisture, structure, and tack. Breaking the flower apart revealed a sticky interior and preserved resin. Under the microscope, the frost resolves into dense populations of intact stalked trichomes spread across both green and purple plant material, with well-developed heads visible throughout. The combination of compact structure, careful trim, preserved moisture, and heavy trichome coverage gives Screwface a polished presentation.

👃 Aroma
The aroma begins with sweet pastries and cake before creamy fuel starts building underneath, giving the profile a dessert-driven opening without becoming overly sugary. A soft floral character appears around the edges and gradually blends into a deeper kush note that gives the aroma substantially more weight. Breaking the flower apart intensifies the creamy gas and opens the profile further, allowing the floral kush side to become more apparent while the original cake sweetness remains present. The fuel is rich rather than sharp, working alongside the bakery notes instead of overwhelming them. There is also a subtle citrus brightness buried beneath the heavier elements that becomes easier to notice as the flower opens. Screwface moves naturally between sweet cake, creamy gas, floral detail, citrus, and kush, creating an aroma with enough progression to remain interesting well beyond the first impression.

👅 Flavor
The flavor follows the aroma closely but develops its layers in a slightly different order. Sweet cake and pastry notes arrive first, giving the inhale a soft dessert character before creamy fuel begins to build through the middle of the experience. The gas remains smooth and rounded rather than aggressive, allowing the cake and bakery character to stay clearly defined across the palate. Light floral notes add another dimension while subtle citrus provides a small amount of brightness against the heavier profile. The defining finish is unmistakably kush-driven, bringing a deeper earthy character into the exhale and grounding the sweeter flavors that appear earlier. The smoke was smooth, allowing the progression from cake to creamy gas, floral detail, citrus, and kush to remain distinct instead of becoming obscured by harshness. Screwface ultimately delivers the kind of layered flavor where the dessert side and the fuel side reinforce one another, with the kush finish giving the profile the depth needed to keep it from becoming a conventional sweet strain.

🧠 Effects
The onset develops more gradually than some cultivars, creating a measured beginning before the physical effects become more pronounced. This batch tests at 26.5% total THC, 0.0515% total CBD, and 2.52% total terpenes. As the session progresses, Screwface settles increasingly into the body and develops a heavier relaxing character that makes the cultivar better suited to the later part of the day. The slower onset makes pacing worthwhile, as the experience can feel relatively manageable early before deeper relaxation becomes more obvious. At moderate amounts, the effects remain comfortable and composed, but larger amounts can push the experience toward heavier sedation and reduced motivation. Afternoon or evening use fits this batch particularly well, especially when the goal is to transition away from activity and into a more settled physical state without an abrupt onset.

✅ Overall
Screwface gives Lion Order a distinctive presence within Goldflower’s current flower lineup by combining premium visual quality, dessert-forward flavor, creamy fuel, floral kush, and a steadily deepening effect profile. Bred by Heavyweight Heads for Lion Order, the cultivar comes from King Clementine × Reaper genetics, with King Clementine tracing to Tropicana Cookies × SunFuel and Reaper tracing to Trick Trick OG × SunFuel. That lineage helps explain the way Screwface moves between bright dessert notes, fuel, floral character, and a deeper kush finish without allowing any single element to dominate the entire experience. The flower itself supports that complexity with dense structure, excellent trim, a carefully maintained cure, sticky resin, and extensive trichome coverage that remains impressive under the microscope. Aroma and flavor both progress naturally from sweet cake and pastry into creamy gas, subtle citrus, floral detail, and kush, while the effects take a slower route toward substantial body relaxation. Screwface is not defined by immediate heaviness; instead, it builds gradually and becomes increasingly suited to afternoon or evening use as the physical calm develops. Between the resin-heavy presentation, smooth smoke, layered dessert-and-fuel profile, and increasingly relaxing effects, Screwface delivers a cohesive expression of Lion Order within the Goldflower lineup.

🏆 Florida Strain Registry Approved

— Reviewed September 2026 | FloridaStrainRegistry.org

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