First Class Funk – Green Dragon

Strain Review

💨 Type: Indica
🌱 Lineage: GMO × Jet Fuel Gelato
🔥 THC: 28%
🏪 Dispensary: Green Dragon

👀 Appearance
Smaller more compact nugs with covered in bright orange glow and green peaking through. Sticky and dense with a layer of smaller trichomes.

👃 Aroma
Funky is an understatement—this one reeks in the best way. Loud notes of garlic, fuel, and skunky earth jump out of the jar. A gassy, nose-wrinkling punch lingers with a hint of savory spice underneath.

👅 Flavor
Bold and unapologetic. Garlic and gas lead the charge, with a funky backend of diesel and earthy musk.

🧠 Effects
Heavy, stoney, and immediate. First Class Funk hits the body like a freight train—instantly relaxing the muscles while draping a hazy calm over the mind. Best saved for nighttime or when you have zero responsibilities.

✅ Overall
Green Dragon dropped a true funk bomb with this one. Loud terps, deep body sedation, and pungent flavor make First Class Funk an good budget choice for indica fans.

🏆 Florida Strain Registry Approved
— Reviewed July 2025 | FloridaStrainRegistry.org